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The Rachel Zoe Project Is Back

I’m just going to admit it. I cannot WAIT for Season 4 of The Rachel Zoe Project to air tonight. Though her grossly exaggerated Valley Girl accent can be bothersome, Zoe can make unparalleled drama around a missing earring, an Oscar-dress hem or even a kit overlooking boob tape. She reacts to a lost FedEx package like the rest of the world reacts to a tsunami, and it is absolutely hilarious. Also, there is a lot of Fantastic style and pop-ins from celebs such as Jennifer Garner, Molly Sims, Joy Bryant, Liv Tyler, Anne Hathaway, Kate Hudson and a Lot More across the way. Hopefully this year will comprise all of the drama of picking Hathaway’s Oscar outfits, which will be the very best thing about her co-hosting the awards.

With regard to tonight’s premiere on Bravo, I’ve constructed some RZ-worthy spaces I think she’d appreciate.

Hooray, she’s back! We’re ready to observe the behind-the-scenes act of dressing high-maintenance celebrities!

Tobi Fairley Interior Design

Bold wallpapers, black and white, a little Vuitton history and a classic quilted Chanel bag are all quintessential Zoe. She would go with this room absolutely in this Chanel getup.

Adeeni Design Group

Something about this room embodies everything about RZ’s individual design: the signature of retro ’70s elegance, the furry rug, the more sparkly sputnik accessories. It seems like one of her fur vest outfits.

Moroso Construction

Because she has enough classic treasures inside her archives to outfit everybody attending the Met Ball Costume Institute Gala herself, Zoe wants a closet that’s as big as all of the other rooms in her home combined.

Cristi Holcombe Interiors, LLC

Even though Zoe and her husband Rodger lately had a boy, it is never too early to begin teaching one’s child about Andy Warhol shoe prints. What exactly if this room is a little girly?

Imagine Living

Oversized chandy, wall of drapes, roll-back daybed? This room is shutting down it.

Glenn Gissler Design

A perfect spot for Zoe to lie down and whine to Rodger about how bananas her life is during award season.

The Couture Rooms

A dab of Hermes orange is obviously appropriate. This room is murdering it, like Jennifer Garner failed at the orange classic Valentino Zoe place her in to the 2004 Oscars.

The Couture Rooms

Many times Zoe will earn a minimal outfit stand out with a fantastic bit of vintage jewelry, belt, or purse. This chandelier does exactly the same thing for this particular bedroom.

Tracy Murdock Allied ASID

This exact Fendi area is one I’m convinced Zoe can get behind. She even picked yellow for her own Met Costume Institute Gala apparel last year.

Tracy Murdock Allied ASID

Obviously, what fashionista could withstand a Princely purple and Emilio Pucci-inspired room?

Beth Dotolo, ASID, RID, NCIDQ

Likewise, Missoni tempts as well. This area captures the soul of the retro-bohemian glam Zoe enjoys so much.

Side note: I am counting down the moments prior to Target releases its new Missoni line; I even picked out everything I need and set an alert (September 13, 2011).

Habachy Designs

Though we’ve never seen Zoe cook, I can see her with a dining area like this one. It’s an incredibly Tom Ford-era Gucci cosmetic.

Valerie pasquiou insides + design, inc

If this area were a apparel, Zoe would be name-dropping Cameron Diaz all around the area to get her hands on it.

I can see Zoe styling a Harper’s Bazaar shoot Demi Moore or even Anne Hathaway in this room.

The room’s color and texture palette are all quintessential Zoe. It’s offering me a witch vibe. It appears like a “can this outfit become a space?”

Tobi Fairley Interior Design

Rachel’s former assistant, Brad Goreski, could be gone, but if he had any influence in any way, he might have abandoned Rachel with a penchant for preppy plaid. I think that this is exactly how he would have styled it.

Robert Granoff

Ultimately, no Zoe house would be complete without some sort of altar to Coco and Karl, even if it’s in the bathroom!

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